K K KitCallen Jul 7, 2011 You find yourself in a strange land, and the natives say run, don't ask why. The time for questions is after running.
You find yourself in a strange land, and the natives say run, don't ask why. The time for questions is after running.
K K KitCallen Jul 4, 2011 Are we supposed to accept Wonder Woman is coincidentally wearing the American flag? @gailsimone
K K KitCallen Jun 25, 2011 I used to constantly be looking for my eggs but now they're so easy to find in this one basket.
K K KitCallen Jun 21, 2011 Lady in a tight shirt that said "Your Boyfriend's Checking" and I assume it said "Me Out" but I don't know because it was under her belly
Lady in a tight shirt that said "Your Boyfriend's Checking" and I assume it said "Me Out" but I don't know because it was under her belly
K K KitCallen Jun 15, 2011 Tonight doing what is called the "ice cream gambit". Basically, I'm pretty sure ice cream makes me shit for 5 days but I ate it anyway
Tonight doing what is called the "ice cream gambit". Basically, I'm pretty sure ice cream makes me shit for 5 days but I ate it anyway
K K KitCallen Jun 10, 2011 I'm a little buzzed and looking for someone to explain locksmithing about. #lovemyjob #lovetalking #aboutme
I'm a little buzzed and looking for someone to explain locksmithing about. #lovemyjob #lovetalking #aboutme
K K KitCallen Jun 2, 2011 My bathroom scale isn't for dieting. I weigh myself before and after I poop to see how much I pooped. #pooptweet
My bathroom scale isn't for dieting. I weigh myself before and after I poop to see how much I pooped. #pooptweet
K K KitCallen May 24, 2011 Stop thinking of beached whales as tragedies and start thinking of them as astronauts
K K KitCallen May 17, 2011 Listening to the Unicorns does NOT help you sober up.#sweetnothing #imadeitup #sowewouldmakeitdown #subway
Listening to the Unicorns does NOT help you sober up.#sweetnothing #imadeitup #sowewouldmakeitdown #subway
K K KitCallen May 9, 2011 Dunkin Donuts have some sort of weird breakfast sandwich with waffles instead of bread. What a joke am I right?
Dunkin Donuts have some sort of weird breakfast sandwich with waffles instead of bread. What a joke am I right?
K K KitCallen May 7, 2011 Guuuh. Flowcharts. Hyperlinks. Things like that. All I want to do is hunt treasure (the most dangerous game)
Guuuh. Flowcharts. Hyperlinks. Things like that. All I want to do is hunt treasure (the most dangerous game)