An Open Letter To My Mother


Mosch

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Dear mother,
I value you and thank you for the gift of life. However..... the next time a friend gives a REALLY GREAT recipe for a REALLY TASTY drink that consists of 30 pieces of garlic and five lemons I swear to god I will lock you in the living room where you can frolick with your garlic all you like. Maybe you can make a hat out of garlic! Or dump it into our neighbour's yard!

PS: It does not taste GREAT, mother. It tastes like GARLIC. Liquid garlic.

Your son,
Mosch
 
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Well, maybe your mother misunderstood something. I mean, the drink sounds horrible, but add a bit of salt and pepper and you have quite a decent marinade for steaks etc. Add a bit of olive oil and you can dip a piece of baguette or Pita bread into it whilst drinking a glass of wine.
 

That must be it! I'm pretty sure she never had an erection in her life!

Well, maybe your mother misunderstood something. I mean, the drink sounds horrible, but add a bit of salt and pepper and you have quite a decent marinade for steaks etc. Add a bit of olive oil and you can dip a piece of baguette or Pita bread into it whilst drinking a glass of wine.

Nope, it's a drink. I had the same idea though but did not try it out.
 
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Why on earth did you even drink it ? How old are you 8 ???

If my mother made some crazy drink or some crazy dinner i wouldnt eat it, when i was young i wasnt a spoilt brat saying 'take it away i wont eat it' but something like this i would have given a pass to 100%
 
Where does he say he drank it?
 
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