(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


Why was an air compressor running away from a bodybuilder? Because the bodybuilder was trying to catch a pump.
 
Capitalization is the difference between "I was helping my Uncle Jack off a horse" and "I was helping my uncle jack off a horse". But in Uncle Jack's case there may not be a distinction.
 
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Edit: Something about subtraction just doesn't add up.
 
Popular joke from school:

What was Princess Diana and Dodi's favourite shampoo?

Head & Shoulders.
[doublepost=1526687205,1526669966][/doublepost]I'd like to explain why that joke existed.

The people teenagers work to avoid online, before there was online, were all on the television screen. Ones you wouldn't have to avoid tried to fit in with the others, making it totalitarian.

Videogames allowed you control over the fate of television pictures. You could attack back and weren't owned by the soul. So within a space of time every tv person was reclassified as a sprite, until met in person. And the games were very hardcore for a while, all the way up to Quake 3, and the internet was supposed to make those people go away.

Sorry if that wasn't the case.
[doublepost=1526690592][/doublepost]Speaking purely for myself, I don't take responsibility for anyone that followed elves through the Lost Woods to somewhere they don't belong. If you fall down the batcave to your doom or the batmobile takes your hard off with the automatic defense shell I don't care.

If you don't get the irony, you're an intruder and misunderstand that Lego Batman The Movie is the villain in desperation. You're lied to about the whole melted heart with persistance thing. Not caring means not caring and there isn't additional room to manipulate the emotions of the television elf refugees. It's like trying to put makeup on a burn victim and expecting everything is normal. Possibly that just causes more problems. So honestly I'm not grumpy as a person, but there's certain exceptions regarding trespassing. By which I mean it wasn't that long ago, if you trespass on a farmers field they just pull out a shotgun or something? Meh. But honestly it doesn't matter where the chill out turf is, so long as elves hook up with one another and there's no lies or manipulation kinda thing. The actual problem is that as refugees again of the web, phone contacts regularly lost, we don't know where each other are even. Lost Woods 2.0

So then all of a sudden creeps are playing outside again. Man you fell for that dark room prison scam so bad. Go climb a tree or something. It makes you a real man, honest.
 
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.

I loled. However a large bunch of people my age are registered at shooting ranges. Mostly they complained about fillings rattling about. It would be all that Coca Cola and cheap ice cream. The portions used to be massive.

I'm extremely good as Laserquest, like I do proper military rolls and dodge shots. The next day it really hurts though. The videogames used to be more realistic and well, there was a lot of military simulation software going around in the industry. If you want some intel on that, Halo is made by some 'snowflake' infantry based on my experience. If you shout at them they run away and stop being rude mouthed, because something or other bad happened with a drill seargant I think.
 
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