(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


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when you're feeling down on yourself, always remember that you have at least moderate success at staying awake.

unless you're in a coma, in which case remember you've won at least one race in life.

unless you were in vitro fertilized, in which case you were the pick of the litter. well, if you're in a coma now, maybe one of the others would have been a better choice.

what a terrible comatosist joke, what makes you hate on comatose people? it's not a victimless crime.

yeah, it's a real nightmare for the people involved!

i'm sorry, i'll try to be more conscious about it from now on.
 
Q: What did the mouse put on his rice?
A: Scurry!

Q: What do you call a cow from Utah?
A: A MOOrmon

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A: 'Ell-if-I-no. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
the number 4 is bad luck in many asian countries because it sounds like the word for death or to die.

the biggest phonological problems i have with numbers is that 15 sounds like 50, which makes it occasionally hard to tell if it's a good time to die.
 
Brazil is having a Yellow Fever/Dengue outbreak at the moment. (and a few months ago, Madagascar was exporting the Black Plague). So now I've confronted you with mortality... here is the joke:

The yellow fever is like Saturday Night Fever, only it's the doctors that get to wear the white suit.
 
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